Convert Trump rambling into eloquent prose, or make anything sound like Trump!
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The ratings are TERRIBLE! Nobody watches that show anymore - it's a complete disaster! The host has ZERO talent, believe me. Worst ratings in television history!
My opponent is weak, very weak! They don't know what they're doing - it's embarrassing! I would do it SO much better, nobody does it like me!
The media is so unfair! They never report the truth about my tremendous success. All they do is lie and spread fake news. Very dishonest people!